Racing Grannies

Possibly one of the most pointless, ridiculous and yet highly entertaining wind-up toys ever invented! Wind 'em up, line 'em up and get ready for the "Gran Prix" as your pair of Racing Grannies battle it out for the finish line at crippling speed. There's no doubt that those old wind-up chattering teeth are highly amusing - but they had to know that one day they'd be superseded by something newer. What they didn't count on, was being beaten by something older.

Yes - "old" is the new "new"! Racing Grannies are the new doddery darlings of the wind-up world! Designed for speed, bred to race - with killer instincts that could sniff out a pensioner discount at forty paces (very quick paces at that).

They come in pairs, complete with zimmer frames, house dresses and baskets - ready to take each other on in a race for the last bottle of blue-rinse. So cute, you could just pinch their little cheeks or spit on your hanky and wipe their face! They're great around the office to solve arguments, kill time or a great way to make a delivery when someone asks "anyone got a paperclip?".

No longer just the butt of "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your undies?" jokes - these Grannies are going to make you laugh in a whole new way!

Their adjustable arms can be placed in 'Stand Up' mode or bent to 'Race' mode for an instant "Gran Prix". Just think, if you got a few sets and put them together it would be a "Cardi-gras".

But enough of the cheap shots - grab yourself by the ear and order your "twin-set" of Racing Grannies now. You'll gain a whole new respect for your elders!

• Racing Grannies are sold as a pair and are approximately 8 x 6 x 4 cm in size.Recommended for ages 8+.Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.

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