Meet Randy the Rude gnome. Place him at your front door to give visitors a very unwelcome greeting.
Motion activated, randy stands tall and proud whilst giving you the finger. Come too close and you will hear one of the following sayings:
- The best thing about being a garden gnome is that I’m always hard.
- Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer, closer, closer. Now p@ss off dip sh#t!
- Listen hear buddy, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can get your wife to show me her titties.
- Hey you, f@#k off!
- Take one step closer and I’ll chew your knee caps off.
- The dog! Get me a f@#king umbrella!
- I’m 14 inches tall and I bet I still have a bigger dick than you.
- Suck my tiny ceramic co#k.
- “farts” Oh man I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up.
- “farts” What? I can’t exactly run to the toilet.
- You can’t be serious, no way are you going to fit through that door.
- You’re one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen, and I’m a garden gnome.
- Hey you, my balls are really itchy but I can’t move. Would you mind?
So rude, the garden gnome also comes with a PG switch to bleep out all the profanities.
Randy measures 27cm tall and requires 2 AA batteries which are included.
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This product is despatched from Queensland. Please use the table below for average delivery times to your location.
Standard Delivery (within Australia)
Cost: $6.95 flat-rate
| Destination | Delivery Timeframe |
| Sydney Metro | 4-5 business days |
| NSW Regional | 5-6 business days |
| Melbourne Metro | 4-5 business days |
| VIC Regional | 5-6 business days |
| Brisbane Metro | 3-4 business days |
| QLD Regional | 4-5 business days |
| Adelaide Metro | 5-6 business days |
| SA Regional | 6-7 business days |
| Perth Metro | 7-8 business days |
| WA Regional | 8-9 business days |
| Tasmania | 5-6 business days |
| Northern Territory | 8-9 business days |
| Australian Capital Territory | 4-5 business days |
Air Express Delivery (within Australia)
Cost: Calculated at checkout (based on parcel weight and destination)
If ordered before 11am AEST, next business day delivery can be arranged using Australian Air Express to capital cities. Delivery to regional and remote areas may take longer.
Please note: deliveries during peak trading periods may take longer. Unfortunately we are unable to guarantee delivery times due to inconsistent postal standards across the country. We work with our courier services to resolve any issues as quickly as possible.
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